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1. Your Name: Jocelyn
The femanine name for Jesus
I'm your personal Jocelyn. Worship me.
2. Nickname:
Jojo:
a) Derived from the disturbingly young American singer, meaning any girl who is clearly looking and acting many years above her age. Her first single Get Out (Leave) is the classic case in point, apparently about a 14 year old conducting a relationship with all the faux emotion and stormy angst of an abused middle aged wife.
"Look at that little Jojo - barely a freshman, but she's already dated half the football team, and is busy stressing about which Gucci handbag to carry"
b) A slang name for marajuana.
"Man, you know where I can find some jojo?"
c) The most beautiful, great, awesome, sexy, funny, cool, football loving, (did i mention beautiful) girl you will ever meet.
"I think I met JoJo last night... It was awesome!!!!!"
(I'm going with this one)3. Relationship status: Single
When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy
boyfriends/
girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!!
If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
single person: "Hi. I am single.taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!"
single person: -_-.... *walks away*
(I laughed so hard, I cried)4. You describe you Best Friend as: Loyal
noun.
A name granted only to those who are gods among mere men. Known for their stunning good looks, unparalleled intelligence, and wielding the strength of 10 men - recognizing a Loyal is almost as easy as picking out Michael Moore among a tribe of starving Eithiopians.These powerful beings are burdened with the task of using their power for good, benefiting all of human kind with what has been given so freely to them.
Yet, these magnificent beings have one weakness... an unsatisfied craving for alcohol. Luckily, their high fortitude rarely allows them to get too drunk or surely destruction would rain down upon the land. Still, this yearning for sweet sweet booze often prevents the Loyal from achieving their full potential - instead opting to satiate their intense thirst in fine spirits... inevitably pushing their task of creating a Utopia for mankind further and further into the future.If confronted with a Loyal, avoid eye contact. Often the shock of witnessing their raw image can be blinding and in extreme cases, cause unconsiousness or even death.
adj.
Can be used to describe anything fantastical or mindboggling in nature.
"Avert thine eyes, that be a Loyal."
adj.
"It's breathtaking, startling, it's... Loyal."
5. What should you be doing: Sleeping
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
6. Favorite Meal: Nachos
a) The "we're sorry" food of
ConvergysNachos are usually placed in the employee lunchroom by Human Resources a day or two before the employees’ loose one or more previously enjoyed rights or freedoms. Nachos are also known to have appeared shortly before the announcement of major changes to employee work schedules.
"There is a basket of nachos in the lunch room. We must be getting screwed sometime this week."
b) A combination of tortilla/nacho chips and nacho cheese sauce. Sometimes includes tomatoes, onions, peppers, beans, and other yummy things. Possibly the best snack ever created.
"Dude, let's go get some nachos."
7. Home Province: New Brunswick (NB)
(I thought this one was kind of funny...)Annoyingly long stretch of road when travelling from Maine to your final vacation destination of Nova Scotia or Prince Edward Island.
"3 hours of driving through this boring place (new brunswick) and we'll finally be in Charlottetown. Hope East Saint John doesn't smell too bad today."
8. Your Friends: Rambunkchious
ta be happy or exited, wild and krazy, to be rambunkchious you gotta PARTY...outta control
9. One word that describes you: Compassion
a) Something only the truly hardcore and awesome people in this world possess. While it's popular to believe that only wusses are compassionate, this is not true, it takes guts to care. It's popular to call the compassionate names because people who don't care feel like bitches when they see us doing something they don't have the balls to do.Anyone can lack compassion, it's easy, just do nothing that helps other people.
Compassion isn't to be confused with being a
tool you become a tool by being compassionate and naive.
b) someone who cares about the thoughts and feelings of others before they think of themselves
"all of my friends are compassionate"
OR Nurse
A health care professional who has been educated and trained to care for the sick, in hospitals, or other health facilities.Nurses are assigned to patients in hospitals and look after their physical health (disease prevention and treatment) as well as their emotional and mental health.
Registered nurse (RN): Attended university for four years(not be confused with enrolled nurse or assistant in nursing)
Well, that was certainly interesting, I never knew people could be so creative...lol
