Just a few things!

So I was just bored, not really doing anything...I was sick this week remember. therefor I am on isolation for 48 hours, or in other words I'm not allowed to work at the hospital till I'm 48 hours symptom free. And Well I decided to put together this blog!!

so here are a few quotes...just for fun!!

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger


It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.


Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage. ~Author Unknown


Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad


Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.


"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
Joan Rivers.


"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.


Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad



The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.



A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual. ~Gloria Steinem


You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey


The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor. ~Wilma Scott Heide


I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
-- George W. Bush


Scratch most feminists and underneath there is a woman who longs to be a sex object. The difference is that is not all she wants to be. ~Betty Rollin



You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock


Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive. ~Marya Mannes


I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields


The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. ~Maureen Murphy


Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.


Well that's it...can you tell what kind of a mood I was in...lol...Good Night!!!